I have a friend who I’ve known since childhood. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was squirming in agony. So, his mom rushed him to the doctor, where the doctor took one look and told her to take him to the ER. She worried it was something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the car seat fabric had torn. After a good 30 seconds of intense farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”