So to kick off my story I should let you know that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job involves mostly computer and customer-related tasks. That said, I am also there to assist the working technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and hurried the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I stared at the mottled butt right in the crack.