So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She has completed ironman triathlons and mentions going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s crazy. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”