One time way back in 6th grade math class, I had to fart really bad. Me being the goof that I am, assumed that it would be quiet. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was cut off by thunderous loud farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t keep it in and continued to tell a story of how she instructed a celebrity athlete who did almost the exact same thing.