In one of my chemistry classes, while the teacher was talking, this guy called out, “Does anyone have any lotion?” The teacher stopped talking as some girl handed him a bottle of hand lotion. The guy proceeds to gradually apply the lotion to his face as the whole class stared at him in confusion. The teacher asks him what he’s doing, and he responds with “I forgot to moisturize this morning” and applies even more to his face. The teacher asks him to go to the hall to finish his moisturizing because he’s being a distraction, and after about 10 minutes he still hasn’t come back in. So someone opens the door to check and he’s still covering his face with lotion. He finally comes back in and hands the girl her lotion, and he’s used up half of it. Now people call him lotion boy.