Back in high school, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and interrupting our class to hang out and avoid trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I describe next, the suits look funny. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers snatched the uniforms and ran out to go change in the bathroom, and came back to model them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. Anyway, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they decided on the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I glanced around quickly, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.