I have a friend who I’ve known since childhood. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this awful abdominal pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mom took him to the doctor’s office, where the doctor took one look and told her to take him to the ER. She worried it was something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly produced the loudest, most powerful fart imaginable. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the seat upholstery had split. After a good 30 seconds of epic farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”