So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”