A few weeks ago, my friends and I were lounging on this cement-like platform (as we called it). It’s basically the stairs leading to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This strange substitute French teacher comes up to us and says, “you shouldn’t be sitting on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how or why and she said that if students sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to have kids. Now it’s an ongoing joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.