So to kick off my story I should let you know that I work at a health spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s buttock taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and hurried the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the multicolored butt right in the crack.