So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job involves mostly administrative and customer service duties. That said, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and rushed the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the mottled butt up close.