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My sibling, mom, and I were waiting in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly yelling at me. As we approached the cashier to pay, I got thrown off by his cuteness so rather than requesting the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has none of. Once I understood my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, drawing the attention of 50 people. Ashamed, I ran away and my mom and sister had to fetch me the pizza slice from my finding place in the freezer section. To this day, I ask people to do the ordering for me when anyone remotely attractive is working the cash register.