One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the fool that I am, thought that it would be silent. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was cut off by thunderous cannon fire farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t keep it in and went on to tell a story of how she taught a famous athlete who did nearly the same thing.