I have chosen to keep my identity hidden to shield my identity from the foolishness. Yesterday evening, I got hungry and chose to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, added the flavor and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a minute or two, I realized something was wrong. A horrible burning smell had filled my kitchen. I opened the door to my microwave and…behold…I had neglected to include water. There was some smoke emanating from the bowl. Not wanting to throw away the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which engulfed the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then put the bowl again in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a mass of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of bizarre crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a second thoughts.