During my high school years, I was rather reserved around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers cutting class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers snatched the uniforms and hurried out to go change in the bathroom, and returned to display them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex shows everything; you could see all of their junk. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I was close to spitting out my drink. I looked around in a panic, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both started laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for the past seven years.