So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s buttock taut to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and hurried the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the variegated butt up close.