Back in high school, I was pretty quiet when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This caused a lot of wrestlers skipping class and interrupting our class to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I mention next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to change in the bathroom, and come back to display them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex shows everything; you could see all of their junk. Regardless, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I was close to spitting out my drink. I looked around in a panic, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both started laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.