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During my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He picked up a Redbox movie and prepared a pizza. We were watching the movie and then the oven beeped so the pizza was finished. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then saw him open the oven and pull the pizza out with his naked hands, including the rack, yelling at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.