When I was in high school, I was quite shy around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and interrupting our class to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I mention next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to go change in the bathroom, and returned to display them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see all of their junk. Anyway, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I looked around frantically, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both started laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.