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My sibling, mother, and I were waiting in a queue at the Sam’s Club café. The whole time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly yelling at me. As we approached the counter to pay, I got thrown off by his good looks so rather than requesting the pizza, I boldly said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t sell. As soon as I understood my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. Embarrassed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to fetch me the slice of pizza from my hiding spot in the freezer section. To this day, I beg people to order for me when anyone remotely attractive is working the cash register.