So a couple weeks ago, me and my friends were hanging out on this cement kind of pedestal (as we referred to it). It’s basically the steps up to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This weird supply French teacher comes up to us and says, “you should not sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how that is and she said that if kids sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to bear children. Now it’s an ongoing joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.