In second grade, I told everyone that I was leaving school before next semester to move to Hollywood to play Megan’s cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just mentioned it to my best friend, but then the whole school knew. I had people coming up to me and asking me for my autograph and a teacher even requested a photo with me. When I returned on the first day of school in third grade, I announced that the show was ending after the season (even though I had no clue about its actual ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME UNTIL AROUND SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.