So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. We need motivation for that, so we discussed physical rewards. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. During this, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”