One time back in the day in 6th grade math class, I had to fart really bad. Me being the idiot that I am, thought that it would be quiet. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was cut off by booming loud farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t keep it in and proceeded to tell a story of how she had a celebrity athlete who did nearly the same thing.